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Herman Cain’s Guide To Workplace Etiquette →

If a female co-worker does great work, be sure to let her know. Motorboat her or if her breasts are too small, stick money in her pants. It’s a simple, effective way to say, “You’re a valuable member of the team.” She will NOT take this wrong way, unless she’s a stuck-up prude from Uzbeki-beki-stan-flan.